1 00:00:01,666 --> 00:00:04,000 Sia, I just want to thank you so much 2 00:00:04,001 --> 00:00:06,170 for agreeing to do this. 3 00:00:06,171 --> 00:00:08,339 I didn't agree to do it. I don't know why I'm here. 4 00:00:08,340 --> 00:00:13,243 In what universe would me, Sia, the pop star, 5 00:00:13,244 --> 00:00:15,613 sing a theme song to a TV show? 6 00:00:15,614 --> 00:00:16,781 That's so... 7 00:00:16,782 --> 00:00:18,782 What a wonderful, ironic question. 8 00:00:18,783 --> 00:00:20,084 In my universe. 9 00:00:20,085 --> 00:00:22,987 Your manager and I had a little dinner last night, 10 00:00:22,988 --> 00:00:24,721 somebody drank two bottles of wine, 11 00:00:24,722 --> 00:00:26,088 and he signed several things for me, 12 00:00:26,089 --> 00:00:28,091 so I technically own you. 13 00:00:28,092 --> 00:00:30,627 Are we clear about that? That's why you're here. 14 00:00:30,628 --> 00:00:34,898 In what universe you would be here is in my fucking universe. 15 00:00:34,899 --> 00:00:38,234 I've given you jewels in the shape of lyrics 16 00:00:38,235 --> 00:00:40,371 and I would like you to parrot them for me. 17 00:00:40,372 --> 00:00:42,907 Shall we give it a go? 18 00:00:42,908 --> 00:00:45,408 Okay, we're singing with an American accent 19 00:00:45,409 --> 00:00:47,444 'cause we want people to like it. 20 00:00:47,445 --> 00:00:49,612 - I'm singing in American. - Thank you. 21 00:00:49,613 --> 00:00:50,880 And America thanks you. 22 00:00:50,881 --> 00:00:53,417 Five, six, seven, eight... 23 00:00:53,418 --> 00:00:55,118 ?? 24 00:00:55,119 --> 00:00:56,520 ? Married life ? 25 00:00:56,521 --> 00:00:58,287 ? Four kids and a wife ? 26 00:00:58,288 --> 00:01:01,225 ? Pressures are high I'm not gonna lie ? 27 00:01:01,226 --> 00:01:02,727 ? She's black and he's white ? 28 00:01:02,728 --> 00:01:04,629 ? And they're starting a fight ? 29 00:01:04,630 --> 00:01:05,963 ? But not over race ? 30 00:01:05,964 --> 00:01:07,965 ? There's simply not enough space ? 31 00:01:07,966 --> 00:01:10,667 ? But how bad can it be ? 32 00:01:10,668 --> 00:01:13,903 ? When you've got an Open Dorf Policy? ? 33 00:01:13,904 --> 00:01:17,273 ? An Open Dorf Policy ? 34 00:01:17,274 --> 00:01:20,311 ? An Open Dorf Policy ? 35 00:01:20,312 --> 00:01:24,316 - Full breath! - ? An Open Dorf Policy, ya ?? 36 00:01:26,217 --> 00:01:29,320 It's "policy." Not policy-ya. 37 00:01:29,321 --> 00:01:31,888 Are you saying your own goddamn name? 38 00:01:31,889 --> 00:01:33,691 I put my name in all my songs. 39 00:01:33,692 --> 00:01:37,660 You get your red bow in the fucking game, Sia. 40 00:01:37,661 --> 00:01:38,829 You're a mean woman. 41 00:01:38,830 --> 00:01:40,630 Well, you're gonna find out. 42 00:01:40,631 --> 00:01:45,502 Uh, Melissa, I'm sorry, but that was way too long. 43 00:01:45,503 --> 00:01:49,841 That was 52 seconds and this needs to be 15. 44 00:01:49,842 --> 00:01:51,975 Fifteen seconds? 45 00:01:51,976 --> 00:01:53,778 Well, that would have been handy to know ahead of... 46 00:01:53,779 --> 00:01:55,311 You know what? Let's get rid of that. 47 00:01:55,312 --> 00:01:56,713 Ben wrote that line, most of that... 48 00:01:56,714 --> 00:01:59,082 Well, we actually exchanged numerous e-mails 49 00:01:59,083 --> 00:02:00,650 and we had a few phone calls 50 00:02:00,651 --> 00:02:03,020 and there was that meeting yesterday, so... 51 00:02:03,021 --> 00:02:04,955 I would have liked one of those e-mails. 52 00:02:04,956 --> 00:02:07,025 Anything, actually, at all. 53 00:02:07,026 --> 00:02:09,193 Let's take this out, this out, the third one, 54 00:02:09,194 --> 00:02:11,794 go back to the second, then probably loop around, 55 00:02:11,795 --> 00:02:13,029 and I want... 56 00:02:13,030 --> 00:02:15,332 I want to hear the thunder from down under. 57 00:02:15,333 --> 00:02:16,834 Five, six, seven, eight! 58 00:02:16,835 --> 00:02:18,201 ? Married life ? 59 00:02:18,202 --> 00:02:19,535 ? Four kids and a wife ? 60 00:02:19,536 --> 00:02:21,639 ? An Open Dorf Policy ? 61 00:02:21,640 --> 00:02:23,973 ? An Open Dorf Policy, yeah ? 62 00:02:23,974 --> 00:02:30,380 ? An Open Dorf Policy yeah, yeah... ?? 63 00:02:30,381 --> 00:02:32,550 Twelve seconds. Fuck you. 64 00:02:34,152 --> 00:02:35,818 What are they doing? 65 00:02:35,819 --> 00:02:37,587 That grill's broken. 66 00:02:37,588 --> 00:02:39,356 He's been trying to fix it all day. 67 00:02:39,357 --> 00:02:42,058 He said I did something to the OPD valve. 68 00:02:42,059 --> 00:02:44,694 I don't know what the hell you did to this OPD valve, 69 00:02:44,695 --> 00:02:46,864 you sorry son of a bitch. 70 00:02:48,300 --> 00:02:52,068 Anyone find it odd that you're having a big celebration 71 00:02:52,069 --> 00:02:55,205 for basically, your in-laws moving out of your house. 72 00:02:55,206 --> 00:02:57,741 No. But it's also for our pilot. 73 00:02:57,742 --> 00:02:59,843 And, um... 74 00:02:59,844 --> 00:03:01,245 But mostly for them leaving. 75 00:03:01,246 --> 00:03:03,180 (HUGH) So how are you gonna manage your 50 kids? 76 00:03:03,181 --> 00:03:05,248 I forgot to tell you, we got an au pair. 77 00:03:05,249 --> 00:03:07,251 That's her right there. 78 00:03:07,252 --> 00:03:08,853 You don't have to pay 'em, 79 00:03:08,854 --> 00:03:12,755 you just gotta give 'em lodging and an American experience. 80 00:03:12,756 --> 00:03:15,826 Maybe you should give her an American experience. 81 00:03:15,827 --> 00:03:17,294 Single guy. 82 00:03:17,295 --> 00:03:19,596 - How about maybe I don't? - (LAUGHING) 83 00:03:19,597 --> 00:03:22,433 (CELL PHONE CHIMING) 84 00:03:23,836 --> 00:03:25,201 Oh, my God. 85 00:03:25,202 --> 00:03:26,937 It's the United Way. 86 00:03:26,938 --> 00:03:29,340 They really want that $100,000. 87 00:03:29,341 --> 00:03:31,775 - Hey, Hugh. - Hi. 88 00:03:31,776 --> 00:03:33,176 Larry told me about you and Sam. 89 00:03:33,177 --> 00:03:34,444 I'm so sorry. 90 00:03:34,445 --> 00:03:35,945 I think it's probably for the best, so. 91 00:03:35,946 --> 00:03:37,914 - (DOORBELL) - Oh, that's Rachel and Mark-Paul! 92 00:03:37,915 --> 00:03:39,616 (HUMMING) 93 00:03:39,617 --> 00:03:41,519 - Hugh! - Whoa! 94 00:03:41,520 --> 00:03:43,086 Hey, kiddo. 95 00:03:43,087 --> 00:03:44,455 I'm so glad you're here. 96 00:03:44,456 --> 00:03:46,122 Nice to see you too, Lois. 97 00:03:46,123 --> 00:03:47,624 Larry. 98 00:03:47,625 --> 00:03:49,193 So sorry we're late. 99 00:03:49,194 --> 00:03:50,527 It's totally my fault. 100 00:03:50,528 --> 00:03:52,263 I forgot this, we had to go back. 101 00:03:52,264 --> 00:03:53,798 Ah, what'd you guys bring? 102 00:03:53,799 --> 00:03:55,132 Some sort of a yummy dessert? 103 00:03:55,133 --> 00:03:57,033 It's a bunch of boneless, skinless chicken breasts. 104 00:03:57,034 --> 00:03:58,769 I'm doing a 24-hour mud run this weekend. 105 00:03:58,770 --> 00:04:00,537 Ah, so no pizza, huh? 106 00:04:00,538 --> 00:04:01,771 I wish. 107 00:04:01,772 --> 00:04:03,372 Getting really tired of these chicken breasts. 108 00:04:03,373 --> 00:04:05,609 Mmm. That is good pizza. 109 00:04:05,610 --> 00:04:07,910 Yeah, it does look good, yeah. 110 00:04:07,911 --> 00:04:09,279 What kind of pizza is it? 111 00:04:09,280 --> 00:04:10,815 Little Caesar's. 112 00:04:10,816 --> 00:04:12,582 - Three meat treat. - Mmm. 113 00:04:12,583 --> 00:04:14,484 Have a bite. Try a bite. 114 00:04:14,485 --> 00:04:16,953 - What's one bite? - Mm-mmm. He can't. 115 00:04:16,954 --> 00:04:19,657 Hi, I'm Jen, I'm Larry's wife. 116 00:04:19,658 --> 00:04:21,024 - Oh. - I'm such a fan. 117 00:04:21,025 --> 00:04:23,227 Good to meet you. You have a beautiful house. 118 00:04:23,228 --> 00:04:24,895 Oh, no, it's such a mess, I'm so embarrassed. 119 00:04:24,896 --> 00:04:26,429 (LAUGHING) 120 00:04:26,430 --> 00:04:27,763 I... I didn't know that you were coming. 121 00:04:27,764 --> 00:04:29,633 Oh, it's... It's not messy, you have kids. 122 00:04:29,634 --> 00:04:31,133 This is what a house should look like. 123 00:04:31,134 --> 00:04:32,635 (GIGGLES) Can I get you a drink? 124 00:04:32,636 --> 00:04:34,304 We have beer, wine. 125 00:04:34,305 --> 00:04:35,472 No, he can't, he's an alcoholic. 126 00:04:35,473 --> 00:04:36,539 - Recovering. - Recovering. 127 00:04:36,540 --> 00:04:37,941 - Right. - (LOIS) Mommy, look! 128 00:04:37,942 --> 00:04:40,309 Jack, your penis is private. 129 00:04:40,310 --> 00:04:42,279 - Put it away. - Oh. 130 00:04:42,280 --> 00:04:45,717 Subtitle sync and corrections by 00:06:45,936 "The Fartlemans" was canceled. 193 00:06:45,937 --> 00:06:47,638 Really? Wow. 194 00:06:47,639 --> 00:06:49,039 Well, Allen still loves us. 195 00:06:49,040 --> 00:06:50,741 He'll put us on one of his other dumb cartoons. 196 00:06:50,742 --> 00:06:51,941 Alan's in jail. 197 00:06:51,942 --> 00:06:52,976 - What? - What? 198 00:06:52,977 --> 00:06:54,611 Yeah, he killed his wife. 199 00:06:54,612 --> 00:06:55,945 He killed his wife? 200 00:06:55,946 --> 00:06:57,647 - How? - With a sword. 201 00:06:57,648 --> 00:06:59,916 - Why? - Why does anyone do anything? 202 00:06:59,917 --> 00:07:01,585 For love. 203 00:07:01,586 --> 00:07:03,453 Excuse me. 204 00:07:03,454 --> 00:07:04,655 They're ready to see you. 205 00:07:06,223 --> 00:07:08,392 Overall, there's a lot to be encouraged by here. 206 00:07:08,393 --> 00:07:12,229 Sure, hindsight being 20/20, we probably should have made 207 00:07:12,230 --> 00:07:14,164 some adjustments to the script once we decided 208 00:07:14,165 --> 00:07:16,099 to make the cast more diverse, 209 00:07:16,100 --> 00:07:18,068 so we'll need to do some reshoots, 210 00:07:18,069 --> 00:07:19,335 but first, we'll want to tweak the script. 211 00:07:19,336 --> 00:07:21,337 Oh, well, that's easy. 212 00:07:21,338 --> 00:07:24,741 I mean, we've written for, um... 213 00:07:24,742 --> 00:07:26,443 African Americans. 214 00:07:26,444 --> 00:07:27,945 African Americans. 215 00:07:27,946 --> 00:07:30,313 Before we wrote "Open Dorf Policy," 216 00:07:30,314 --> 00:07:32,416 we were writing a movie called "Robbin' Hood." 217 00:07:32,417 --> 00:07:35,419 Yeah, it's a modern retelling of Robin Hood 218 00:07:35,420 --> 00:07:37,320 with all African-American people. 219 00:07:37,321 --> 00:07:41,625 In this version, Robin is robbing from the rich 220 00:07:41,626 --> 00:07:44,661 and giving to da hood. 221 00:07:44,662 --> 00:07:47,864 Which does not have anything to do with any of this. 222 00:07:47,865 --> 00:07:49,700 Well, maybe it does. 223 00:07:49,701 --> 00:07:51,835 Right now, we're missing a hook. 224 00:07:51,836 --> 00:07:54,537 Originally, the hook was Larry's in-laws move in. 225 00:07:54,538 --> 00:07:56,840 But now that the cast is more diverse, 226 00:07:56,841 --> 00:07:58,508 we need the hook to reflect that. 227 00:07:58,509 --> 00:08:03,446 So, what if we make Larry Rob 228 00:08:03,447 --> 00:08:05,950 and he's living with his African-American wife 229 00:08:05,951 --> 00:08:08,450 and her parents, in the hood? 230 00:08:08,451 --> 00:08:12,056 And we could call it "Rob in the Hood." 231 00:08:13,057 --> 00:08:14,658 I love that. 232 00:08:16,293 --> 00:08:17,994 So good. 233 00:08:17,995 --> 00:08:19,996 This is exciting. 234 00:08:19,997 --> 00:08:21,664 I feel good. You feel good? 235 00:08:21,665 --> 00:08:22,732 I feel great. 236 00:08:22,733 --> 00:08:23,866 Great. 237 00:08:23,867 --> 00:08:25,368 Hey, Larry, what's going on 238 00:08:25,369 --> 00:08:26,835 with your donation to the United Way? 239 00:08:26,836 --> 00:08:29,973 I got an e-mail that said we can't make our donation 240 00:08:29,974 --> 00:08:32,077 until they receive yours, since we're matching it. 241 00:08:37,115 --> 00:08:40,015 Here's to "Rob in the Hood." 242 00:08:40,016 --> 00:08:41,650 - (GLASS CLINKING) - "Rob in the Hood." 243 00:08:41,651 --> 00:08:43,153 Kind of a bummer, though, right? 244 00:08:43,154 --> 00:08:45,989 It's not Larry anymore, now it's just Rob. 245 00:08:45,990 --> 00:08:48,157 It's still your show. Who cares what his name is? 246 00:08:48,158 --> 00:08:50,059 Also, Mark-Paul is so not a Larry. 247 00:08:50,060 --> 00:08:53,062 - What does that mean? - You know, it... 248 00:08:53,063 --> 00:08:54,898 - What? - Larry's like a dumb-guy name. 249 00:08:54,899 --> 00:08:56,899 And anyway, in this new version, 250 00:08:56,900 --> 00:08:58,967 I'm not gonna be the neighbor anymore, right? 251 00:08:58,968 --> 00:09:00,068 My God, Hugh. 252 00:09:00,069 --> 00:09:01,504 You have, like, a fear of success. 253 00:09:01,505 --> 00:09:04,073 We're the writers. We can make it make sense. 254 00:09:04,074 --> 00:09:05,908 It didn't make sense the first time around. 255 00:09:05,909 --> 00:09:08,244 It's damn sure not gonna make sense in this version. 256 00:09:08,245 --> 00:09:10,346 How much you think we're gonna get paid for this rewrite? 257 00:09:10,347 --> 00:09:12,048 Why, 'cause you have the United Way 258 00:09:12,049 --> 00:09:13,216 coming down your throat? 259 00:09:14,485 --> 00:09:16,852 Please tell me you are looking for the phrase 260 00:09:16,853 --> 00:09:18,988 "breathing down your neck." 261 00:09:18,989 --> 00:09:21,258 "Breathing down your neck"? That sounds so sexual. 262 00:09:21,259 --> 00:09:23,360 - What? - No. 263 00:09:23,361 --> 00:09:24,927 I'll ask Ethan how much money we're gonna make. 264 00:09:24,928 --> 00:09:26,763 Okay, just don't come down his throat about it. 265 00:09:26,764 --> 00:09:28,264 No. 266 00:09:28,265 --> 00:09:30,999 Well, we're all settled up here, we're good. 267 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:34,037 You put in no money, which is what you always do, 268 00:09:34,038 --> 00:09:36,440 so I guess by your definition, we're good. 269 00:09:36,441 --> 00:09:38,240 Great. I'll see you later. 270 00:09:38,241 --> 00:09:39,543 (LAUGHS) 271 00:09:42,846 --> 00:09:44,581 So what happened with you and Sam? 272 00:09:44,582 --> 00:09:46,950 Well, it's a long story. 273 00:09:46,951 --> 00:09:50,220 No, you know, actually, it can be summed up rather quickly. 274 00:09:50,221 --> 00:09:52,589 Remember those photos of us at the beach? 275 00:09:52,590 --> 00:09:53,889 Well... 276 00:09:53,890 --> 00:09:56,192 Well, that gave Sam somehow the idea 277 00:09:56,193 --> 00:09:57,527 that I'm still in love with you 278 00:09:57,528 --> 00:09:59,062 and so now she thinks... 279 00:09:59,063 --> 00:10:01,297 Wait, wait, still? You're still in love with me? 280 00:10:01,298 --> 00:10:02,631 When were you in love with me? 281 00:10:02,632 --> 00:10:03,899 You never said you were in love with me. 282 00:10:03,900 --> 00:10:06,370 Wait. Would that have made a difference? 283 00:10:06,371 --> 00:10:07,903 If I had said "I love you," 284 00:10:07,904 --> 00:10:10,575 would that have changed everything? 285 00:10:11,574 --> 00:10:13,076 (MARK-PAUL) Hey. Hi. 286 00:10:13,077 --> 00:10:15,245 Hi. 287 00:10:15,246 --> 00:10:18,813 I, uh, texted Mark-Paul when we left CBS. 288 00:10:18,814 --> 00:10:20,383 Ah. 289 00:10:20,384 --> 00:10:22,051 How was it? How was the testing? 290 00:10:22,052 --> 00:10:23,454 Was it good, was it bad? 291 00:10:25,289 --> 00:10:26,990 Uh, good. It was good. 292 00:10:29,259 --> 00:10:30,626 Something's going on here. 293 00:10:30,627 --> 00:10:31,928 What is it? 294 00:10:33,731 --> 00:10:35,130 Did they hate me? 295 00:10:35,131 --> 00:10:39,000 Uh, no. Um, they love you. 296 00:10:39,001 --> 00:10:40,235 Everybody loves you. 297 00:10:40,236 --> 00:10:41,872 Aw! 298 00:10:43,606 --> 00:10:45,643 I have something in my eye. 299 00:10:48,077 --> 00:10:50,113 Yeah. No, I test well. 300 00:10:50,114 --> 00:10:51,516 I really do. 301 00:11:09,167 --> 00:11:11,402 (LOUD CRUNCHING) 302 00:11:38,629 --> 00:11:40,629 Well, have a great trip back. 303 00:11:40,630 --> 00:11:41,832 It was great having you. 304 00:11:43,967 --> 00:11:45,902 We'll talk soon, okay? 305 00:11:45,903 --> 00:11:47,870 Okay, okay. 306 00:11:47,871 --> 00:11:49,205 (GRUNTS) All right, there you go. 307 00:11:49,206 --> 00:11:50,873 I love you, Daddy. 308 00:11:50,874 --> 00:11:52,741 Oh, I love you too, my little girl. 309 00:11:52,742 --> 00:11:54,644 And don't you worry about a thing. 310 00:11:54,645 --> 00:11:57,179 I think Chopsticks knows what she's doing with those kids. 311 00:11:57,180 --> 00:11:59,849 Her name's Lihuan, but thank you. 312 00:11:59,850 --> 00:12:01,750 Good-bye, Daddy. 313 00:12:01,751 --> 00:12:03,318 Curtis. 314 00:12:03,319 --> 00:12:05,020 You dumb son of a bitch. 315 00:12:05,021 --> 00:12:07,423 You fought for your family and you won. 316 00:12:07,424 --> 00:12:08,490 Do me a favor. 317 00:12:08,491 --> 00:12:10,725 Keep your dick out of my daughter. 318 00:12:10,726 --> 00:12:12,394 We can't have you making any more kids 319 00:12:12,395 --> 00:12:14,063 you can't take care of. 320 00:12:14,064 --> 00:12:15,230 Ooh, there's something right here. 321 00:12:15,231 --> 00:12:16,432 Huh. (LAUGHING) 322 00:12:16,433 --> 00:12:17,600 Right. 323 00:12:17,601 --> 00:12:18,902 Every time. 324 00:12:18,903 --> 00:12:20,735 Every single time. 325 00:12:20,736 --> 00:12:22,538 All right. 326 00:12:22,539 --> 00:12:24,040 (ENGINE STARTS) 327 00:12:30,414 --> 00:12:31,615 (DOORBELL) 328 00:12:34,250 --> 00:12:35,518 Hey, kiddo. 329 00:12:35,519 --> 00:12:36,918 Hey, adulto. 330 00:12:36,919 --> 00:12:37,952 Is your mom here? 331 00:12:37,953 --> 00:12:39,020 She lives here. 332 00:12:39,021 --> 00:12:40,290 Can I see her? 333 00:12:43,927 --> 00:12:45,094 (MICHAEL) Hey. 334 00:12:45,095 --> 00:12:47,062 - Hey, Michael. - Did you come for a dip? 335 00:12:47,063 --> 00:12:48,364 No, I just came to see Rachel. 336 00:12:48,365 --> 00:12:50,799 Rachel! 337 00:12:50,800 --> 00:12:52,301 Rachel! 338 00:12:52,302 --> 00:12:53,469 Would you stop shouting? 339 00:12:53,470 --> 00:12:55,038 - Hi, Mark-Paul. - Hi. 340 00:12:55,039 --> 00:12:56,572 Where's Rachel? 341 00:12:56,573 --> 00:12:58,039 I don't know, ask her Ambien. 342 00:12:58,040 --> 00:12:59,607 Hi. 343 00:12:59,608 --> 00:13:01,277 - Hello. - How are you? 344 00:13:01,278 --> 00:13:03,578 How are you? Hi, hi, hi. 345 00:13:03,579 --> 00:13:04,748 Hi. 346 00:13:09,220 --> 00:13:10,514 Do you mind? 347 00:13:10,515 --> 00:13:11,378 Oh, I'm sorry. 348 00:13:11,379 --> 00:13:14,146 We should give you some space in our home. 349 00:13:14,147 --> 00:13:16,482 Michael. 350 00:13:16,483 --> 00:13:18,016 I have something to show you. 351 00:13:18,017 --> 00:13:19,718 - Mmm. - Come, come. 352 00:13:19,719 --> 00:13:21,553 - Do you need shoes? - No, I'm good. 353 00:13:21,554 --> 00:13:23,255 - All right, hop on. - Aww! 354 00:13:23,256 --> 00:13:24,521 - Okay, here we go. - Okay. 355 00:13:24,522 --> 00:13:28,626 ? I think of my heart as an ocean... ? 356 00:13:28,627 --> 00:13:30,929 (GIGGLING) 357 00:13:33,464 --> 00:13:34,765 What is this? 358 00:13:34,766 --> 00:13:36,067 Well, it used to be my office, 359 00:13:36,068 --> 00:13:38,236 and then I realized I don't do any work. 360 00:13:38,237 --> 00:13:41,139 So I thought, you know, this could be Lois's room. 361 00:13:41,140 --> 00:13:43,275 Babe! 362 00:13:43,276 --> 00:13:45,309 Agh, this is... 363 00:13:45,310 --> 00:13:47,813 When did you do all this? 364 00:13:47,814 --> 00:13:50,348 Do you like it? I remembered no princesses. 365 00:13:50,349 --> 00:13:52,184 It's incredible. 366 00:13:53,752 --> 00:13:55,520 So... 367 00:13:55,521 --> 00:13:56,920 does this mean you're... 368 00:13:56,921 --> 00:13:58,823 Yeah, I'm asking if you and Lois want to live here. 369 00:13:58,824 --> 00:14:00,491 With you. 370 00:14:00,492 --> 00:14:03,861 Well, I'm not just giving you my house. 371 00:14:03,862 --> 00:14:05,298 Right. 372 00:14:11,930 --> 00:14:13,691 - There was so much traffic. - Do you want a piece of gum? 373 00:14:13,692 --> 00:14:15,359 Oh, I'm sorry. 374 00:14:15,360 --> 00:14:17,028 What were you saying? 375 00:14:17,029 --> 00:14:19,329 Saying something about traffic, so I was saying nothing. 376 00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:23,500 You want to know an interesting fact? 377 00:14:23,501 --> 00:14:24,835 Are you sure it's gonna be interesting? 378 00:14:24,836 --> 00:14:26,769 A lot of times you do this and it is not interesting. 379 00:14:26,770 --> 00:14:28,272 Sometimes it's not a fact. 380 00:14:28,273 --> 00:14:30,273 I guarantee, this is interesting. 381 00:14:30,274 --> 00:14:34,512 The last time we were at ICM meeting with Ethan Flaum, 382 00:14:34,513 --> 00:14:36,614 you were thinking of moving in with Sam. 383 00:14:36,615 --> 00:14:38,181 And now here we are again 384 00:14:38,182 --> 00:14:40,252 and you just moved out of Sam's. 385 00:14:41,787 --> 00:14:43,019 Not interesting. 386 00:14:43,020 --> 00:14:44,455 What about Mark-Paul? 387 00:14:44,456 --> 00:14:46,724 What... What do you mean? Am I moving in with Mark-Paul? 388 00:14:46,725 --> 00:14:48,091 Huh? 389 00:14:48,092 --> 00:14:50,228 No, like, who's he repped by? 390 00:14:50,229 --> 00:14:51,428 Is he at ICM? 391 00:14:51,429 --> 00:14:54,132 Uh, no. 392 00:14:54,133 --> 00:14:55,633 Interesting. 393 00:14:55,634 --> 00:14:57,634 What do you think "interesting" means? 394 00:14:57,635 --> 00:15:00,605 Larry, Hugh and Rachel, Ethan's ready for you. 395 00:15:00,606 --> 00:15:01,872 Love your bag. 396 00:15:01,873 --> 00:15:03,409 Thanks. Thank you. Oh. 397 00:15:05,242 --> 00:15:07,244 Hope you don't mind, I'll be sitting in on the meeting. 398 00:15:07,245 --> 00:15:09,113 I'm shadowing Ethan. 399 00:15:09,114 --> 00:15:10,315 Training to become an agent. 400 00:15:10,316 --> 00:15:11,816 - Ah. - (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) 401 00:15:11,817 --> 00:15:14,618 Can't answer phones the rest of my life. 402 00:15:14,619 --> 00:15:16,689 I'm also a singer, shh. 403 00:15:19,825 --> 00:15:22,659 Well, I think it's gonna be a pretty quick meeting. 404 00:15:22,660 --> 00:15:24,595 We're just gonna find out how much we're getting paid 405 00:15:24,596 --> 00:15:26,599 to rewrite a script. 406 00:15:30,068 --> 00:15:31,234 What? 407 00:15:31,235 --> 00:15:33,736 You are no longer the creator of the show. 408 00:15:33,737 --> 00:15:35,306 How is that possible? 409 00:15:35,307 --> 00:15:36,572 Well, if I may. 410 00:15:36,573 --> 00:15:38,442 Ethan, just to make sure I'm following. 411 00:15:38,443 --> 00:15:40,344 Now that the show is "Rob in the Hood," 412 00:15:40,345 --> 00:15:43,313 it's not technically based on your life. 413 00:15:43,314 --> 00:15:46,484 If anything, it's based on this guy Rob's life. 414 00:15:46,485 --> 00:15:47,984 Rob's not a real person. 415 00:15:47,985 --> 00:15:52,590 Okay. So Rob's not real. 416 00:15:52,591 --> 00:15:55,959 Okay, if anything, the three of us should be co-creators, 417 00:15:55,960 --> 00:15:58,028 'cause it was based on our screenplay "Robbin' Hood." 418 00:15:58,029 --> 00:16:01,765 Really? That I did not know. Do you have the script? 419 00:16:01,766 --> 00:16:03,866 Yes. We never finished it. 420 00:16:03,867 --> 00:16:05,236 But it's copyrighted. 421 00:16:07,038 --> 00:16:08,938 $30 to copyright a script? 422 00:16:08,939 --> 00:16:10,541 That's insane. 423 00:16:10,542 --> 00:16:12,310 Well, I'm not writing another word of "Robbin' Hood" until we do. 424 00:16:12,311 --> 00:16:14,644 It's a scheme, it's a Ponzi scheme! 425 00:16:14,645 --> 00:16:16,781 That's not what it is, and you don't know what that is. 426 00:16:16,782 --> 00:16:18,615 I'm with Rachel on this one. 427 00:16:18,616 --> 00:16:21,185 We just had a movie idea taken away from us 428 00:16:21,186 --> 00:16:22,552 for this very reason. 429 00:16:22,553 --> 00:16:24,355 Here's an interesting fact for you. 430 00:16:24,356 --> 00:16:28,393 The chances of that happening twice to the same people? Zero. 431 00:16:33,631 --> 00:16:35,566 Not copyrighted. 432 00:16:35,567 --> 00:16:37,467 Well, then that's done. 433 00:16:37,468 --> 00:16:39,702 So now I'm just a writer again? 434 00:16:39,703 --> 00:16:42,072 We're all just writers on this stupid show? 435 00:16:42,073 --> 00:16:43,574 No, just Rachel. 436 00:16:43,575 --> 00:16:45,842 - Oh! Oh! - What? 437 00:16:45,843 --> 00:16:47,177 Ah! 438 00:16:47,178 --> 00:16:48,678 CBS is diversifying the writing staff 439 00:16:48,679 --> 00:16:51,749 and decided to keep only one of the original writers. 440 00:16:51,750 --> 00:16:53,082 Obviously, it wouldn't be appropriate 441 00:16:53,083 --> 00:16:55,418 to keep either of the white males. 442 00:16:55,419 --> 00:16:57,921 So they kept Rachel, 'cause she's a woman. 443 00:16:57,922 --> 00:16:59,023 Bradley. 444 00:17:00,225 --> 00:17:01,492 So I'm out. 445 00:17:01,493 --> 00:17:02,659 Now it's just these two, 446 00:17:02,660 --> 00:17:04,160 he's the actor, she's the writer? 447 00:17:04,161 --> 00:17:07,932 Hugh's role is being rethought and definitely recast. 448 00:17:07,933 --> 00:17:09,601 Cedric did not like the cowboy. 449 00:17:14,206 --> 00:17:15,706 Sorry. 450 00:17:15,707 --> 00:17:16,940 Any coffee? 451 00:17:16,941 --> 00:17:18,208 No, thank you. 452 00:17:18,209 --> 00:17:19,409 Coffee? 453 00:17:19,410 --> 00:17:20,845 Coffee? 454 00:17:24,416 --> 00:17:25,748 I gotta call Jen. 455 00:17:25,749 --> 00:17:27,251 What am I gonna tell her? 456 00:17:27,252 --> 00:17:29,453 Once again, your husband does not have a job. 457 00:17:29,454 --> 00:17:30,955 Hey. 458 00:17:30,956 --> 00:17:33,057 Well, once again, your husband does not have a job. 459 00:17:34,758 --> 00:17:36,260 I feel so terrible. 460 00:17:36,261 --> 00:17:39,263 No. It's not your fault. 461 00:17:39,264 --> 00:17:43,001 About time the white males took it on the chin. 462 00:17:44,369 --> 00:17:46,270 I don't want to work without you guys. 463 00:17:46,271 --> 00:17:47,437 No, you'll be great. 464 00:17:47,438 --> 00:17:49,939 You'll be writing on your boyfriend's show 465 00:17:49,940 --> 00:17:53,912 and you'll be the funniest one in the room, so go get 'em. 466 00:17:55,280 --> 00:17:57,113 (LARRY) That was amazing. 467 00:17:57,114 --> 00:17:58,782 You know what she said? 468 00:17:58,783 --> 00:18:00,751 She said, "It doesn't matter. 469 00:18:00,752 --> 00:18:02,786 We're in it together." 470 00:18:02,787 --> 00:18:04,455 That's incredible. 471 00:18:05,957 --> 00:18:07,291 That is love. 472 00:18:07,292 --> 00:18:11,294 Now, I know you think I'm jealous. 473 00:18:11,295 --> 00:18:12,796 Because I am. 474 00:18:12,797 --> 00:18:15,133 But I'm also happy for you. 475 00:18:16,167 --> 00:18:17,335 Genuinely. 476 00:18:18,937 --> 00:18:21,037 I don't know when we're gonna see each other again. 477 00:18:22,841 --> 00:18:25,341 I mean, we usually just see each other when we work together. 478 00:18:26,811 --> 00:18:28,812 But we'll keep in touch. 479 00:18:28,813 --> 00:18:32,316 - Ah... - The occasional e-mail. 480 00:18:34,284 --> 00:18:35,988 All right. 481 00:18:44,263 --> 00:18:45,830 I don't want to say good-bye. 482 00:18:45,831 --> 00:18:48,167 (CHUCKLES) Then don't say good-bye. 483 00:18:50,968 --> 00:18:54,004 ? Tell 'em what you know and all that you know, love ? 484 00:18:54,005 --> 00:18:57,041 ? With two beats holding even more than you thought ? 485 00:18:57,042 --> 00:19:01,946 ? But you manage and that's how you're leaving down ? 486 00:19:01,947 --> 00:19:03,981 ? Oww ?? 487 00:19:07,387 --> 00:19:08,586 ?? 488 00:19:08,587 --> 00:19:10,221 ? He's Rob, he's good ? 489 00:19:10,222 --> 00:19:11,388 ? He's a white man in your hood ? 490 00:19:11,389 --> 00:19:12,689 ? She's Jen, she's black ? 491 00:19:12,690 --> 00:19:14,225 ? Married a Jew and didn't look back ? 492 00:19:14,226 --> 00:19:15,526 ? Rob in the hood ? 493 00:19:15,527 --> 00:19:16,762 ? Rob in the hood ? 494 00:19:16,763 --> 00:19:17,896 - ? Rob in the hood ? - (SIREN WAILING) 495 00:19:17,897 --> 00:19:19,296 ? I say Rob in the hood ? 496 00:19:19,297 --> 00:19:20,398 ? Rob in the hood ? 497 00:19:20,399 --> 00:19:22,032 ? I say Rob in the hood ?? 498 00:19:22,033 --> 00:19:24,436 Do you like it, Sia? 499 00:19:24,437 --> 00:19:25,937 Not really. 500 00:19:25,938 --> 00:19:28,372 Well, that's because Ben wrote it. 501 00:19:28,373 --> 00:19:30,375 Well, the question I have is, 502 00:19:30,376 --> 00:19:32,610 do you think I'm really the right artist for this gig? 503 00:19:32,611 --> 00:19:34,946 Well, Beyonc� already said no. 504 00:19:34,947 --> 00:19:36,481 I also said no. 505 00:19:36,482 --> 00:19:38,050 Just for the record, you didn't say no. 506 00:19:38,051 --> 00:19:39,283 You kind of said "noooourr." 507 00:19:39,284 --> 00:19:40,918 Your accent is very difficult, 508 00:19:40,919 --> 00:19:44,089 so it just kind of came out slurred like "nooouurrr." 509 00:19:44,139 --> 00:19:48,689 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0